My child has a headbutt like King Kong Bundy
Before I had kids, I was never headbutted so many times in life. Not even when I was a football player as a teenager! Our kids are always beating on us by accident. Children are clumsy, some more than others. My 2 year old and 3.5 year are so clumsy!
I just heard my wife scream OUCH! from the other room. I don’t even need to know what happened. She was either, kicked, headbutted or stepped on by one of my two daughters. They are crazy and my kids are clumsy, like me. My oldest one is my clumsiest kid by far though. She’s a regular Bill Lambier with her elbows and has the head butt of an offensive lineman. She’s as clumsy as they come. My little one even has a harder head. She’s got the power of King Kong Bundy!
Our kids are clumsy and they constantly give us bruises and bumps. One time when my daughter was about 6 months old I was holding her, feeding her at about 3 AM. She cocked back really fast and hammered me right in the nose. I staggered and almost dropped her she hammered me so hard. My eyes were tearing and everything. Her clumsy kid head butt was stronger than some of the punches I had received form older bullies in high school.
It’s even worse when they sleep in the bed with us. Sometimes my daughter sneaks into bed with us and she has woken me up several times with either a kick to the crotch or a head butt. It drives my wife and I crazy. It’s no fun getting kicked in the yarbles when you’re asleep. Actually it really sucks. So for all you mommies and daddies who have clumsy kids that beat them up everyday, you are not alone.
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